No I can’t forget tomorrow when I think of all my sorrowssssss……! I can’t liveeeeeeee If living is without youuuuuuuuuuuuuu! I can’t liveeeeeee without youuuuuuu miss Eviaaannnnnnnn! My life as I know is completely over. O-V-E-R! What am I going to do now that I am all alone?! I have never been alone since I got to the superstore! Thanks to Miss Evi- I can’t even say her name. I won’t say I must forget that French bottled water even exist! Oh, but her accent, her princess like manners….! She made me feel like a prince, a real Sarkozy and she was my Miss Bruni! Miss French, I miss you! I think I have cried almost all the water I have inside of me. I can’t live without youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Oh! You scared me Mrs. Goldendiamondy!! I feel like you are always sneaking up on me…Or maybe you just like playing hide in seek…? Well, Mrs. G. today is not a good day for me to play and have fun. I am sad and I don’t feel like listening to your usual advice. Of course, you know her now, she just wouldn’t have and decided to tell me everything she knew about Miss E. Let’s call her Miss E. for now, it is less painful and it also has a sort of secret agent feel to it. Anyways, Mrs. Goldendiamondy that the world on the aisle 5 of the superstore is that Miss E. has fallen madly in love with Bamboo B. ! Isn’t that name SO ridiculous?!!
What does Bamboo B. have that I don’t have?!? Maybe, he is older, maybe he is one of those new and hip bottles made of 100% recyclable plastic?
“No my poor child, the Bamboo water bottle is fresh, innovative and most importantly environment friendly” said Mrs. Goldendiamondy with a shrug. She went on and even told me that the Bamboo has a cool modern design with an exterior made out of wood as an outside shell protecting the inside element of the bottle that is made out of glass. The bamboo exterior protects the bottle from breaking up into a million pieces if it falls. Well what is a regular plastic bottled water suppose to do against the superman of bottles???! I have lost my battle!! The Bamboo B. is invincible! You can reuse it as many times as you like! All the other bottles seem to be talking only about Bamboo! Apparently a customer that came to visit the superstore even dropped Bamboo B. on the hardwood floor and Bamboo B. survived without a single scratch! That is not fair! I can’t compete against a glass water bottled, let along a super bamboo glass bottle! Bamboo B is like the Batman of bottles!!! This is not fair! Miss E. is a traitor! She replaced me so quickly with the next best thing! The other thing that truly worries me is that all customers seem to have fallen in love with Bamboo! They point and stare and keep on saying: “Look at this new bottle!! It is SO eco-chic! I need to buy one! Plus who needs plastic bottles anyways?!! They are SO not trendy anymore, a plastic bottled water is so 1995!”.
This is ridiculous!!! I am as much “ECO- CHIC” as Bamboo! Actually, I am super CHIC! Whatever that means…!
I need to come up with a master plan… A secret plan to get rid of Bamboo B! Muhahahaha!
TO BE CONTINUED.
Source: http://inventorspot.com/articles/sporty_and_green_bamboo_water_bottle
