Ep 8 season finale
Years? Days? Perhaps weeks? Perhaps the amount of time you need to drive to Canada and come back? Perhaps I am completely going insane…! Nothing has changed since the last time we spoke. I am still sitting in the back store of the superstore, with Miss Evian who is getting more and more winy as time goes by. Of course, I had to tell Miss Evian the truth, an aggressive group of Bamboo bottles took over the supermarket. YES! THEY HAVE REPLACED US! THEY HAVE REPLACED PLASTIC BOTTLED WATER!! The change is official and so is the end of my liquid life! I must admit, it is something very hard for me to say, but people are finally sick of us! They have realized that plastic bottled water is a waste of money and has terrible consequences for the outside world.
Bamboo B. not only stole the heart of Miss Evian but also decided to steal my place as Supermarket King! The situation has gone over bored! His coup d’état was a success and he took over MY shelf, replacing all the plastic bottled waters with Bamboo B. clones. The saddest part in all of this is that customers seem to have already forgotten us!! What a shame! I am terribly offended every time I hear them say: have you heard about the coolest bottles? They are made out of glass, bamboo and a small part of plastic that is 100% recycled! This bottle last forever, unlike the plastic ones! Yes, and if you decided to get rid of it, the glass is 100% recyclable… ENOUGH! I can’t listen to those comments anymore!
I know that us normal boring plastic bottled water are not as cool as the new recyclable multiple use water bottles. I also know that every year close to 600 million of us end up in a landfill. Its not like it is MY fault if people don’t recycle us!?! Indeed Miss Evian reminds me all that time that because we are made of PO-LY-ETHY-POLY, no that’s not it, it sounded more like PO-LY-ETHY-LENE or something like that, we can be used only once for sanitation purposes. Poly something apparently is not good on the long term. I hear most people call it (PET). I wonder why?….Well as I was saying, the need for…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
HELP ME WHAT IS GOING ON! WHO IS TOUCHING MEEEEEEE! LET MISS EVIAN ALONE!! OR ELSE YOU AR GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME!!!
A strange voice exclaimed: “these two plastic bottled waters are slippery, funny thing it seems like the almost now their lives are over. Well, come to think of it not completely over, after the plastic will be recycled the bottles will probably reborn into something else like a kayak or a pullover”. A woman’s voice shrugged and told the man that once the bottles would reach the recycling facility they would get squished with all the other bottles made of PET and sold to reclaimers, companies that help process plastic. Machines later shred the plastic balls apart as the remaining flakes are melted and transformed into strands. These strands later get transformed into plastic pellets that will later serve to make other products like fiber for clothing or milk jugs.
Source: http://www.bamboobottleco.com/
